The allergies were in rare form last night, so I took a Zyrtec and attempted to go to bed. Except, Zyrtec makes me crazy. So, instead of sleeping, I was up half the night thinking about the following random shit:
When I'm home alone, why do I still close the bathroom door? Has anyone ever actually killed two birds with one stone? And, if so, what kind of sadistic monster is this? Speaking of monsters: Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster. Who's cooler? And who would win in a fight? And shouldn't these mystical beasts be dead by now? Who do people say "these ones" when referring to a pair of something? Who decided that certain four letter words were bad, and why do I have to take their word for it? Will I ever really like the taste of beer?
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11/3/2022 04:31:48 pm
Rather high decide property have six.
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