The allergies were in rare form last night, so I took a Zyrtec and attempted to go to bed. Except, Zyrtec makes me crazy. So, instead of sleeping, I was up half the night thinking about the following random shit:
When I'm home alone, why do I still close the bathroom door?
Has anyone ever actually killed two birds with one stone? And, if so, what kind of sadistic monster is this?
Speaking of monsters: Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster. Who's cooler? And who would win in a fight? And shouldn't these mystical beasts be dead by now?
Who do people say "these ones" when referring to a pair of something?
Who decided that certain four letter words were bad, and why do I have to take their word for it?
Will I ever really like the taste of beer?
Mark Jason Williams
I find trouble wherever I go