And I Said Oh-Kay: Eavesdrop My Heart Out

I love saying oh-kay to eavesdropping. You hear some great stuff and get some good story ideas. Here's the top five things I've heard this week:

"I think tapas is the Spanish word for still hungry."

"Sweetie, you better burn that fucking bridge, 'cause sounds like you letting that man walk all over you."

"I don't know what my boyfriend's problem was. All I did was tell him I wanted to have sex with someone else."

"You'll never find what you're looking for with that stupid hat covering your face."

"My children are so spoiled, and I don't know what I did to attribute to that, except give them everything."